For Sale
— by Virinchi Virivinti
Equality — new edition, just released!
Humanity — only a few copies left.
Hurry.
Self-respect — sold out.
Pay by Google Pay,
we’ll send you the online version.
Revolution?
Half-price, today only.
Modernity and Devotional Hymns —
Buy One, Get One Free.
Post-Humanism —
look at that lavish cover,
stunning, isn’t it?
Das Kapital — just 499!
In a special gift pack —
gift wrapping extra.
In the discount basket —
human values.
No, no…
I want Philosophy in large size.
Hmm... is EMI available?
Social Justice, Feminism —
old editions only.
Come, writers!
Set up your stalls.
Let’s barcode your ideas.
If you’re progressive — stand up and sell!
Fans with credit cards have arrived,
waiting for your autograph.
Stay standing.
Anyone can write a book;
the one who sells like hot cakes —
is the real hero.
Wear your unwashed shirt,
and sell at least one book!
Thank you for your progressive thought.
Without the market —
progress leaves no trace.
